Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

Shaftass

Someone who like being penetrated in the anus by a circumcised penis

Guy 1: That girl is a real shaftass
Guy 2 (circumcised ): Then she'll love me

by You are not mother September 30, 2021

Sheft

Stealing one or multiple items while shitting at the same time

Andy went to the bathroom at Kelly’s party and this mf sheft all of her band-aids

by Pastouille October 16, 2021

shaftwhaling

The pursuit of large women near enough to last call to warrant a desperate attempt to not leave alone

Oh fuck. There goes Kyle shaftwhaling again.

by BeerJesus December 8, 2021

Slip Shaft

The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.

Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.

by Thorpheus September 20, 2009

Quill Shaft

verb.
To compensate for an elastic/loose anus or slim penis by fully inserting a Fleshlight or similar device into the anus of a partner and subsequently copulating.

noun.
A shaft within another hollow shaft, as in a penis within a Fleshlight or pocket vagina.

verb.
I wouldn't have felt a thing in Mary Kate's stool drooling ass pipe if i didn't quill shaft her.

noun.
I didn't have a condom so I punished her ass with a quill shaft.

by TopShape13 November 12, 2011

Gas Shaft

When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.

Or

If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!

I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.

by Reeltor November 9, 2012