Salty Sea Slapper

or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.

"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"

by Rapture333 April 29, 2009

Seedamocker Sea

Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.

If you can't float your boat
on Seedamocker Sea,
you probably can't float it anywhere.

by alteregoboy December 10, 2008

Captain Sea Snort

After the Man ejaculates onto is tummy, his partner comes in and snorts it off of his chest..

Jane gave Austin a Captain Sea Snort last night

by Naggster June 16, 2009

Deep Sea Dukee

The "Deep Sea Dukee " is where you take a shit and your excrement is still within your anus when it makes solid contact with the water below. This act is the most common way to catch skillage.

I think I contracted skillage when I accidentally dropped a deep sea dukee in the public restroom.

by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

deep sea squeeze

a handjob that is given underwater

damn, that was a good deep sea squeeze in the pool

by y33t September 26, 2017

Andy Sea-Gullin

In homage to king in dnb Andy C.

While DJin Drum and Bass and having sex at the same time, at point of climax pull out ya chopper and muck on both ya hands, proceed to fling it in her face, while flapping ya arms and simultaneously triple dropping The Nine and shouting Andy Andy Andy, ......andy Andy Sea-gullin

Fucking hell Brian, I Managed my first Andy sea-gullin at the after party last night!!! Been practising for years!! But it finally all dropped at the sane time! Fucking quality.

by munk i spose September 9, 2019

bit at sea

a bit unsure, uncertain

He seems a bit at sea since his brother died. They were close.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005