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Satan

the best damn guy you'll ever meet
hey have you seen satan, yea he's the best
by Satanic rituals September 21, 2021
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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
by judgedredd7 May 1, 2013
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satan fisting

Fisting a girl that's on her period and waiting till your hand get's covered in blood then fisting her in the butt.
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Satan

The ruler of underworld who supports LGBT rights and you can find him in many pride parades.
"I heard someone say Satan will go back to hell after the parade,"
"He has a kingdom to run, Martha, duh."
by Englot May 27, 2024
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Hamas is not Satan, Ben

Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2024
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satan sakes

It's an alternative for god's sake, but used by more satanic people and or people trying to get others attention whom are religious.
For example "Gosh John, why did you not go to the church of theistic satanism last night for Satan Sakes?"
by FortOfDoom September 15, 2014
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satans orgasm

It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum
Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out
by Yeet_meistro-1251 April 1, 2020
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