A term when your spouse has died and instead of sex, you are now looking at pranking fire/police stations for entertainment, resulting in a possibility of a gay "mingle"
police officer: so how is your wife?
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
firefighter: you know she's dead right?
police officer: cool mine, too.
SINGLE READY TO MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
by sukmadick February 27, 2012
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I looked over and saw that his pants were bulging at the crotch. He clearly had a ready to get sucked.
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Is a code word for sex. I made it up in high school, so people that didn't know what it was still thought we were good kids
by wildcat February 8, 2005
Get the reading the bible mug.Reading A friend or ex's activity on various social networks (LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter or Facebook). But, not wanting to reply or verbally communicate with them.
"I keep Jim's Facebook on read to know what's going on in his life, but I don't want to talk to him"
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