rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.

Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.

by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018

Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear

Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm, back ect. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used foe apolagising too

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty. It expresses such feelings to someone without having too much contact (like a hug)

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is an expression of sadness towards a person that is upset or u need to apolagise to them it is a rub on the shoulder, arm, back, etc. And can be used on anyone family, friends, complete strangers, etc.

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty it is a way of expression feelings without being too physical, like a hug. It is an expression of fondness and can be used in any situation, it can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

grave rubbing

Masturbating on or with a grave stone.

Let’s skip out of class today, let’s go grave rubbing instead!

by Warm Springs August 9, 2022

Rub tummus

To turn your dog over and affectionately rub their tummy, just like you would Rob Thomas

“Pickles… do you want a rub tummus”

by Louise Isabella August 10, 2022

Rub and tug

Nipping out on you're lunch break and not coming back.

We all thought you vanished out for a rub and tug?

by Batacklad September 5, 2022