chip rip

the art of luring your dog with a chip to your ass in in a sense of false security, to then rip a fart just as the dog goes in to grab the chip

man, i laid back for the biggest and loudest chip rip ever to have been performed on fido the other night. the dog was so messed up i dont think he will ever recover

by dave simko December 9, 2008

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Rip a J

To have sexual intercourse; typically associated with manipulative, deceptive, or unemotional sex, but can simply be used to describe the activity if one feels uncomfortable with using the word "sex." The "J" refers to the slang term for vagina: "VaJayJay"

"What did you do this weekend? Rip a J?"
"Hell yeah, man."

by Explosive Potato February 13, 2012

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ripped towel

simply means anorexic - kind of code word when you use it - to prevent other people from understanding you. often represented as rt or RT

Girl: OMG do you think Rita is ripped towel? (RT)
Rita: do you think im what?
Girl: nvm

by acdcxofxx October 18, 2008

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Ripped You

- To Rip someone, To Beat, To dominate an opponent or foe.

- When one has ripped you, one has defeated you.

- To overcome an opponent.

" Did you see that!? Matt got RIPPED! Now remember, who ripped you? "

by Bryan722 September 8, 2008

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Cone Rips

To make a cone rip (or large batch of cone rips): prepare a mixture of 40% tobacco (light preferred) and 60%marijuana (finely ground). Add to a shotglass and mix well. Cut with scissors until fine and flakey.
To take a cone rip: Fill the bowl of a bong with the mixture and hit it all in one rip. This comination will give you a headrush and get you hella high.

"Dude, we made a big enough batch of cone rips to load the bong all night."

"Oh man, I did too many cone rips last night and then I slept through work."

by i got a pickle hey hey hey hey April 16, 2010

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