quaff

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1.) (verb) to smoke weed
2.) (noun) really blazed

1.) "Wanna quaff after school?"
2.) "Let's get quaffed, man."

by nkuy and jmargs March 12, 2009

Oral Queef

1. When a person expels a "pfffpfpff" or "belch" sound from their mouth after eating-out a person's vagina. It will smell like their partner's orpheus.

2. When a person's voice cracks unexpectedly while talking.

Oral Queefed, Oral Queefs, Oral Queefing, Oral Queefitous

Mark: "Hey man, *pffpfpff* what's up?"
Tom: "Eww man! You just Oral Queefed in my face!!"
Mark: "Sorry, I was with Josie last night.

Dude: "My voice just cracked."
Dudette: "Thats called an Oral Queef."

Guy: "Wanna go see that ba**nd?"
Girl: "Dude, Your voice totally just Oral Queefed"

by Mr. Piklington August 17, 2010

queef

(kw-ee-f)
1. an explosion of vaginal gases
2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

by iamamf0668 May 2, 2006

Queef

an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

by joe July 13, 2003

Queefalope

A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.

"Austin, stfu"
"FUCK YOU QUEEFALOPE"

by James Kewk January 19, 2008

quaficers

A slang word used for officers, also good for the game A to Z. Nice way to piss of officers.

Quaficer may I help you?
What?
Quaficer
What the fuck!
What Quaficer?

quaficers may I help you?
What?
Quaficers
What the fuck!
What Quaficers?

by henry ametti January 25, 2009

Queef Cave

Slang term for a whore's vagina.

Jake: "Did you get in her pants?"
Matt: "Yeah man, i tapped that queef cave."

by Tom Herpe March 18, 2011