Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017

super potato

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato

The super potato destroyed my home

by Raghooten August 27, 2016

Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018

Misty Potato

A piece of excrement, usually shaped like a potato, that is placed early in the morning in a field or on a path covered by mist or fog, so that it's hard to detect for any potential passers-by

I was on my way to the Bauers' house when I stepped in the neighbor dogs goddman misty potato

by GenWT January 26, 2017

potato room

The gap, big enough to securely store a potato, created by misfitting jeans when the waistband does not meet one's back due to being disrupted by an especially convex badonk. The bane of existence to pants-wearing bedonked folk, it can be measured by the number of potatoes one can store in the consolingly handy storage space. The variety of said potatoes is entirely up to the interpreter's imagination.

Jane: I really like these jeans, but they just don't fit!
John: But they have to fit -they're in your size and everything.
Jane: Nope. Too much potato room.
John: Ah.
Jane: Damn my deliciously plump ass.

by fufupop December 5, 2012

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

Potato Tree

1. A mythical tree with the magical ability to grow potatoes from it's branches.

2. A retarded argument

1. The legendary potato tree has evaded me for far too long, this time I shall find it!

2. "I read a book that potatoes grow on trees!" "Are you fuckin' stupid?"

by The Mysterious Hand March 28, 2011