Hockey Players

the cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. We'll do anything and come back to tell his teammates about it. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl/guy is bein a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, goin' top shelf, countless hours of practice, bag skates,thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, packin' lips, the word "fuck", pick up, fights, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game, Hockey Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is fine, because your invincible once you step on the ice, because a shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard? It's not for the money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. We do it because we love it

I wanna date a hockey players like dom brennan

by Dom from Brooklyn November 7, 2007

age play

Age play is the term for consenting adults who roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between. Consensuality is key, and let me stress again this is ADULTS - it has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone under the age of consenting adult.

Who is your daddy?

Your my Daddy!

by DR.BOBBY F DOGERSON November 11, 2004

plamf

Plamf is a Scottish word used to insult people, or in the gentle ribbing of friends.

It actually means "one who enjoys sniffing another's underwear".

Haw you ya plamf!
Get away fae ma washin' ya plamf!

by st3ph3n December 28, 2005

plastic pollocks

Yard decorations that pink flamingos have in their front yard..(think about it!)

pink flamingos birds are tired of people putting statues decorations of them in the front of their yards, so now they have plastic pollocks in front of their homes!

by truckintim87 April 8, 2009

black guitar player

That other definition is pure bullshit. A black guitar, a person that is of African or Black race/origin. Jimi Hendrix was the best guitarist period. He was black and influnced alot of guitarist of all races. Usually they are Afropunk

Bands with black guitar players/band members:

Manntis
Jimi Hendrix Experience
Suicidal Tendencies
Sepultura
The Sins
Bad Brains
Fish Bone
God Forbid
(possibly)Seether
24/7 spyz
Living Colour
Lenny Kravitz

(If you think they don't exist your a freakin' dumb@$$!!!)

by VO0DO0 January 9, 2006

play checkers

A slang term for getting it on or having sex

Lucky guy: Dude after the bar that redhead and i went back to her place to play checkers. WE played checkers for like an hour. And she was SO good at it.

by namixas11 January 24, 2011

Piggy plane

"Piggy plane" was used in a Cards Against Humanity game being played by the following YouTubers Smii7y Kryoz Gaming Mini ladd and other irrelevant people. No one knows for sure what this card means, but it doesn't matter.

YO, YOU SEE THAT CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY VIDEO THAT Big Jiggly Panda (Another YouTuber) MADE, IT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN NO ONE KNEW WHAT PIGGY PLANE MEANT SO THEY CAME HERE, ONLY TO FIND OUT IT MEANS NOTHING.

Nah man, demonetized videos aren't family friendly, which means they aren't funny.

by NicccYote July 2, 2018