HUGE PENIS

When you have a huge penis

Last night your mom told me thatI have a HUGE PENIS

by Shatinator March 14, 2007

e-penis

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length

InternetDude01: I dont care if they were Hells Angels. I would have fucking fucked up all of them...baseball bat to the knees, then pepper-spray to the eyes when theyre on the ground...
InternetDude02: Wow, your e-penis must be at least a meter long...

by maks August 6, 2006

Penis-Vagina-Cock

A Penis-Vagina-Cock (or P.V.C. for short) is a mythical creature that is half penis, half vagina and all rooster. This beast is the result of an unfortunate combination of man, woman, and cock. Closely related to the Basilisk, the Penis-Vagina-Cock has been rumored to hunt down and rape these creatures.

Nathaniel: Holy crap Bob! Is that a cock with a penis and a vagina?!

Bob: Yep. That's just one of those Penis-Vagina-Cocks I was telling you about. I've been breeding them in my spare time. Sexy creatures, aren't they?

Nathaniel: Oooh yeah...

by Bobert Giuski January 10, 2009

penis god

A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.

Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.

by mariomario August 27, 2006

[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J March 28, 2009

penis mentality

When a person thinks like a "guy," but is not a guy. The "spread your seed" mentality and way of life that is usually unconventional, or even unacceptable. Usually an adopted lifestyle by a young woman.

"Like, omg, Paris Hilton has total penis mentality, she's dated everyone, not that she cares to remember them. Just another notch on her..."

by gtrav January 22, 2009

penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010