Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

pudding snatcher

Eating shit from someone's asshole.

Joey is a real pudding snatcher around the girls.

by BabyDick6969 October 15, 2018

Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.

Had some rag pudding last night.

by G-Semi March 14, 2020

The Pudding Club

'Join the Pudding Club' : To become pregnant. (Old English expression) ...

"We're so excited! Our daughter and her husband have joined the Pudding Club.

by peskycritter February 04, 2018

Mike Pudding

That annoying commercial, MIKE WILL GET IT DONE.

Mom: Honey, come set the table.
Me: OK I will, Mike pudding is on anyways.

by Duckmaster29075 March 03, 2020

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed, but is looking at the camera.

Director: Hey, you extras need to stop apple pudding or I’ll replace you!

by A1burt December 04, 2020

Apple Pudding

(verb) When someone is being filmed and looks at the camera too much.

Coomer #1: Bro, have you seen the new Riley Reid video?!
Coomer#2: Nah bro, she’s always apple pudding.

by A1burt December 04, 2020