Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

Lil pud

A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers

I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room

by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020

Ball pudding

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering

Jesse's ball pudding killed my nymphomaniac sex drive, which was impressive to say the least.

by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024

pudding skin

The loose hanging lips of the vagina. Just another term for wizard sleeves and roast beef.

Man... I went down on this broad the other day. And her pussy was all hanging like some pudding skin.

by Dungeon Homer December 28, 2016

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

pudding pocket

a 50 year old cyst.

dude it smelt like pudding pocket

by captain_moe_hoe November 28, 2017

yorkshire pudding

the best food to ever exist. you cannot change my mind!!

random guy: bro are you gonna eat that yorkshire pudding?
guy 2: IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? of course i’m gonna eat it, you dumbass.
random guy: sorry i-
guy 2: *slaps* DON’T EVER TRY AND STEAL THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS ME GOING AGAIN! disrespectful

by textinglikeevie October 29, 2019