pipe layer

The guy in your office that craps himself to death three or four times per day.

I herr dey be settin' up a computer in the bathroom for that pipe layer two cubicles over, cuz he's always in there doin some kind of work.

by tim-tim April 24, 2004

dutchman's pipe

1. slang for a penis
2. name given to an act of sexual deviancy in which a man receives fellatio in a meat locker or some other walk-in freezer, and upon climax, ejaculates onto the face of the fellationer, just above the upper lip, resembling a steaming mustache

Dude, I got the bartender from the restaurant to give me the Dutchman's Pipe in the cold storage room last night!

by Juanito Parres October 23, 2008

Laying pipe

This is when you slap your penis on the table

Bro do you see that hobo over there laying pipe

by Swpus May 27, 2019

Douche Pipe

The high-brass instrument commonly referred to as the trumpet

Gary over there plays the tuba.
What about James?
That fag? He plays the douche pipe.

by BlckAlchmst March 08, 2010

Shiney pipe

Is to describe a females Vagina when wet and glistening

Eg, I love the look of kate's shiney pipe

by Badboy2000 September 04, 2011

pipe off

To have a competition where you compare the size of your penis to others.

"Time to have a pipe off to see who has the biggest one!"

by Sssith October 10, 2017

ass pipe

A man that continues to only enjoy or put forth pleasure through the anus. Little respect held so therefore he holds this title.

I saw that ass pipe walk out of the bathroom with a cringing smirk on his face, and when I entered the bathroom there were two other men passed out on the ground.

by babbo xmas December 11, 2006