Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Sleeps mouth open

Proven method of how ancient Alpha Aztec Warriors proved dominance over Beta males (Often called pretty)

The Aztec Warrior sleeps mouth open in public so everyone knew who the Alpha was.

by Guy writing the history books June 22, 2022

wide acres open

An exaggeration of how open something is.

“His mouth is wide acres open.”

“The door was left wide acres open.”

by Brynwyth August 20, 2022

The Fudge Gates Are Open

Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.

Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.

by Gabrielle Buesch October 14, 2022

AYO FOOOO OPEN UP

when your friend gets angry at you or when the FBI finds out you have been hiding 16 bodies for 17 years.

AYO FOOOO OPEN UP FOR IM GONNA MAKE SURE YOUR LIFE IS A LIVING HELL

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW October 22, 2022

schools will remain open

This sentence is referred to as a meme as schools do everything to get youu to school.

tornado happened and theres no schoo left?
schools will remain open

fuck school. definniton above schools will remain open

by urbanwriter111 March 26, 2023

Barn Door Is Open

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).

“Hey Jimmy your barn door is open!”

by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023