ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,

You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.

by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021

ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .

have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021

Yee-ol-Flibbildibbil

The name chosen for onesself when unprepared to give a fake name on a podcast.

A.K.A. uhmmmmmmmmm Yee-ol-Flibbildibbil

by Screenshotsaver September 27, 2019

ole red

a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red

tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev

marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together

marlon: mmm boi

by ndjdyn nendhxmemd September 22, 2019

the ole Shazam

The ole Shazam: This refers to when your friend talks dat shit and ya need a cool name for the ass whoopage you're about to bestow upon them so thanklessly

Nick was talking shit about Jeremiah's old girl and people still talk about The ole Shazam that went down that night that Jeremiah handed out tickets for

by Mista Phillie October 13, 2021