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Lover of Nothing

Lover of Nothing is a single Canadian guy. Lover of Nothing hides behind many pseudonyms. He doesn't communicate well and he often comes across like you don't exist. Lover of Nothing does not express his feelings because he doesnt want to lose his independence or be in a realationship in fear of getting hurt.

I imagine that Lover of Nothing is a great listener. His kisses are warm and just the thought of kissing his lips makes me excited. He is probably of average height, with brown hair and eyes. He is a provider so he must hunt & fish. He also knows his way around a kitchen and would likely be happy to put away the laundry. He likes to build things and measures things to exact perfection. He is a dedicated family man, over protective and sometimes controlling but that just means he loves you that much more. He is smart, not dumb. He is sexy as fuck and can write a definition in Urban Dictionary like no other. He is independant, loyal, honest and trustworthy.
FUTURE
LOVER OF NOTHING if you're reading this I want you in my life.

VERB
Lover of Nothing I will give you something I have never given another man.

ADJECTIVE

Lover of Nothing I will love you like no other person on this planet and will give you my name. Day after day until we leave the planet.
by loverofnothing July 26, 2022
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There's nothing happening

Cat:"There's nothing happening"
Person:"I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!"
Cat:"Out of the ordinary, I mean"
by DefineNADSIkd November 3, 2022
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Neck No Nothing

"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".
Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"
by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022
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Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.
"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
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Not for nothing but

Listen here dumbass, I’m about to say something important
Not for nothing but, you really shoulda listened to me.
by echooes December 29, 2022
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I ain't do nothing

aint = didn't
didn't = did not
not nothing = something
I ain't do nothing = I did not do nothing = I did something
"I ain't do nothing!"
so you did something, huh?
:nerd emoji:
by < ^ > v April 5, 2023
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