Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

Rich Watching

A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.

"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."

"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."

by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023

Silk Skin Watch

When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it

Hey man like my silk skin watch?

Dude thats a dick. I hate you

by The Goater July 8, 2010

Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 8, 2021