"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
by dondonleroy December 20, 2012
Get the Cold Shitmug. by Khoi February 23, 2004
Get the Cold Pissmug. by Melanie July 14, 2003
Get the Cold onemug. 1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
2.) The penis's worst enemy
3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.
1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.
3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.
by bbare89 September 20, 2009
Get the Cold showermug. When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.
"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)
"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)
"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)
by Y.R. February 1, 2008
Get the dialin' coldmug. When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.
by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
Get the the cold turkeymug. A sexual act, originally involving a Rocket Pop but later including most any frozen treat on a stick, whereby the frozen treat is inserted rectally and then snapped off of the stick.
by WaftyCranker July 7, 2011
Get the Cold Snapmug.