The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
by Dr.cradle May 19, 2018
Get the Wet noodlemug. Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.
Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.
by Twartacus June 30, 2006
Get the water noodlesmug. When one drinks a small amount of alcohol and engages in wobbly activities. (The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. ) Then the person grabs someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. Aka a goose noodle.
by Amber? April 3, 2017
Get the goose noodlemug. by Noodlez22 November 28, 2016
Get the noodle bowlmug. its when you are banging a girl from behind, and you have two homeless syrian refugees rubbing hot curry on your asshole which makes you prematurely ejaculate, but also vomit on their back. You then write fuck ISIS in the throwup and use a blow dryer to cake the engraved vomit onto their sweaty back
Ever since Hillary came into office and we started housing those Syrian refugees our sex life has gotten crazy! Last night I gave Evelyn the Syrian noodle.
by theslipperysaladslipper September 13, 2016
Get the Syrian Noodlemug. Mr. Waldner and I went down to Chinatown to look at all the crazy hats, bowls and Dang-dang noodle displayed in the shop windows.
by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014
Get the Dang-dang noodlemug. by Don Soulak April 5, 2004
Get the Ramen Noodlesmug.