Nathan

Gets absolutely zero bitches (plays Valorant)!!!

Nathan gets no bitches!

by poopeater3000 April 19, 2022

Nathan

Short As fuck, He is very self-obsessed and over confident all the time. Big-Time show-off
He likes sports. He likes to beat people up brag about it. He enjoys getting in trouble
If you get him mad he will threaten to punch you in the face even though he actually doesn't.
He is like the follower of the story. When you see him with his friends its best to stay away but when your online with him he's most likely to be nicer and kinder to you.

I just stole your scissors
Nathan is short.

by Araiie April 19, 2022

Nathan

Slang for nothing

Police: “We had reports of gunfire do you know anything about that?”
Me: “Nah, I ain’t seen nathan!”

by MrWestSide April 20, 2022

Nathan

Nathan is a not a very confident person, he has no style and no dating experience. He will get with any girl because he has low self esteem. He will say things that are not true because once again he has LOW SELF ESTEEM. Also he is bitchless. They are really weeby and only can make friends with people younger than them. Also he has no personality.

'omg wtf did you just get with nathan"
"Is nathan that weeb kid down the corner, i think he did my homework for me once"

by JAYDEEISGAYEEE April 22, 2022

Nathan

That one guy at your school who is constantly horny, like all the time. He walks around with a boner and is staring at people.

"Nathan, is that a pencil in your pants?"
"no."

by RinTamashiNoKami April 22, 2022

Nathan

Large head, beautiful personality.

“Nathan’s got such a massive head”
“Yeah but he’s a good bloke

by cool_virgin airline April 27, 2022

Nathan

Person who sleeps for half of the day in VrChat

Nathan is tired, like always.

by LowSquare April 30, 2022