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NERD SWAGGER

A person the absolutely crushes being a nerd so much that other nerds recognize their swagger. Nerding out to its maximum will give you nerd swagger.
Yo you got that nerd swagger with those fowardflips.
by bird stagger March 17, 2010
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nerd alert

What people say when you get the perfect attendance reward at school.
Teacher/Principal/whatever: Congratulations! You had perfect attendance!
Student: *cough*nerd alert*cough*
by chyo name January 4, 2009
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computer-nerd

The only kind of boy that I would ever date.
You're a computer nerd?! Tell me, who's your favorite character on DS9 and are you for or against iframes..? ...SPIDERMAN MADE YOU GAY, TOO?! :D
by Drea May 7, 2003
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video game nerd

a nickname that is most often given to people who are good at games. The people that use this derogatory statement are either
A: People that look down on video games as geeky and call gamers people with no lives (ironically these are most likely the people who work at some fast food resturaunt making minimum wage)
B: Clingy annoying girlfriends who hate the fact that you spend a little bit of your time everyday to play games instead of talking to them.
C: A jealous noob who gets pwned in every single match and calls the pros nerds to make him feel better about himself.
loser: you have no life! at least i have a job and a gf!
video game nerd: you work at Burger King and your gf is fat..

annoying gf: you have no life you nerd! stop playing your damn game and talk to me!
nerd: shut the hell up you clingy bitch

jealous noob: the reason you guys are so good is because you have no life and do nothing but play video games!
nerd: no. the reason you suck is because you have no talent and your pretty much just a giant nub
by pwnbot9000 March 9, 2010
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Nerd-Boner

When something is so imencly nerdy/tecy/geeky it could quite possibly cause an erection
I was at the dirtmall the other day and I saw a guy basically giving away old school N.E.S. games I totaly got a "Nerd-Boner"
by Mike Lovitt A.K.A. Damina Cole January 13, 2009
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Fate Nerd

A Person who is not so intelligent but try's to act like they are. A fate nerd also showers bi weekly, listens to crappy music he insists is amazing, has long fingernails with dirt encrusted under them, has very pale skin, thinks they are leet pro gamers but suck immensely, reads web comics religiously, and loves all weird al's music! ;A Person fated to be a nerd!
A Fate Nerd would be a person who is very ignorant, smells, thinks there smart, plays weird games, listens to crapy music knowone in there right mind would listen to, and has a beer belly but never drank a beer.

I Fate Nerd would say something like this "Dude, this webcomic rules hahaha let me put my feet up on my desk with my sweat pants on and like spread my legs so people can smell my scrotum." - They would say this with a weird voice that sounds like they have saliva in the back of there mouth and slurring words.
by AJ Busch March 14, 2007
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nerd alert

Somthing called by retards when their intelectual superiors walk past. Usually because they are either jealous or intimadated by the "nerds" inteligence.
by Little-John September 17, 2006
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