Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying.

by Kuk March 30, 2008

Mouthy Muffin

A fat 30 something woman with a flat face who lectures high value men for not being married to other 30 somethings with a notch count of 100+ men. Is a feminist, often found attending weddings of her mates who have cuckolded weak men. Gives her fat simp cousin hand jobs at the back of the Home and tells him he has a full head of hair. Arranges marriages and regularly cuckolds her husband gyrating her fat hole on the dance floor of the Home while he watches from the bar.

Got confronted by the Mouthy Muffin on Saturday night. Told me I need to be married

by Fat J 80s February 3, 2023

jewberry muffin

When your mom comes home when your cooking muffins for summer fun and you may be a jew but you can still have fun so you go ahead and throw yourself out there only to fuck a space time continuum and get 1900d freedom fucked off of rust bc your mom hates your Lil jew ass hole because you are fucking petunia slut who only worships the demons of celzar because you can only drink powerade because your mom is stuck in the great depression and can only afford a watered down Gatorade because the oppression of society is weighing her down and she can't even swim under the sea with a mermaid and a crab because her family hates her because who has hermit crabs you fucking racist piece of dick queso lookin ass I bet you kiss nobody with that mouth you imbread computer mouse.

Your such a jewberry muffin

by Dank Boi 69 September 4, 2016

purple muffin

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

chud muffin

Chud muffin
is a saying derived from the word chud,the Northern way of saying chode, this refers to a man that has a penis that is wider then it is long. The muffin is meant to be humorous.

Get of of my lawn yah stinking chud muffin.

by RoundElephant September 24, 2007

muffin face

It is a reference to a female who is somewhat ditzy yet cute at the same with with round cheeks.

"Aw look at that little girl, she's such a muffin face!"

by Muffinsss January 24, 2012

Slut Muffin

A slut muffin is a phrase created by Bobbie Lee Silver to describe people who act/look like sluts, yet aren't completely disrespected due to a cuteness or innocence. Most accusations tend to be targeted towards younger girls who dress in revealing outfits and/or flirt with older guys. This is also used as slang to indicate that the girl is acting in sluttish way, but can be used as sarcasm to show an outfit is cute yet skimpy. It could also be used to describe boys who have many girls clinging to him, but is mostly refered to as a slut monkey (the male equivilent to slut muffin).

"Tanya is such a little slut muffin! She's only 13 and David is 18! How dare she grind on him!"

"Aw, look at the little slut muffin in her mini skirt"

by Sakine June 24, 2009