Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Massasoit College

A homeless shelter with textbooks.

You go to Massasoit College!? You must be RETARDED!

by JRitt December 9, 2009

Massagonist

Someone who asks for massages from all their lovers, but never returns them.

Men are massagonists.

by Dazi369 October 8, 2011

swedish massage

When the bouncer at a Stockholm club grabs you by the shoulders and throw you the fuck out.

Craig was cock wasted and got a swedish massage at the gay bar.

by flemming July 16, 2008

Massapequa

Town in Nassau county filled with little turds that hit \"redefine\" instead of \"add definition\" just to piss off the people that bad mouth their town =D

\"Damn that was a good joke played on me, must have been someone from Massapequa, the greatest town in the universe\"

by Piss Youhoff April 26, 2005

Roman massage

When a girl gives you a massage on your cock by using her butts. It's like tit fucking but using the butts. Rubbing the cock against the ass and the girl compress her ass with rythm so you cum between the cheeks. A variation of the roman massage is to put your cock inside the buttcheeks only touching the anus not penetraing it. Is compared with the stiky buns.

The only way you'll have my ass is by giving you a roman massage.

I just gave you a roman massage and you give me a good pair of sicky buns

by Cas123 September 29, 2010