Ur mom

A word that a person uses mostly when u ask a question.

" Hey what do you want to do?" "UR MOM"

by Madz❤️ September 14, 2016

Ur mom

1. A woman who most likely gave birth to you and raised you. Probably also your dad's wife.

2. An extremely stupid "insult" used by people who can't think of an at least decent comeback to pretty much anything. Usually followed by a random dude who comes out of nowhere and shouts: "OHHHHHH".

1. Kid: Dad, how was I born?
Dad: You see, your mom carried you in her stomach for nine months and then the doctor helped you get out of there.
Kid: Ok, but how did I end up in my mom's body?
Dad: Uhhhhhh... I'll tell you when you're older, ok?

2. Person1: Wow, you're really stupid.
Person2: Ur mom is stupid
Random dude out of nowhere: OhHHhHhhHHhhHhHhHHhhh! GeT rOaStEddddddddddd!!!!!!!!
Person1: Wtf

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 11, 2022

Mom-Ment

A moment where you are acting like a mom. You are having a moment when you tell your friends not to drink, swear, or slouch.

"You have a stain on your shirt... holy shit I just had a Mom-Ment!"

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

Soccer Mom

All of them are fucking bitchez.

soccer moms can suck it.

by Fuckoff January 18, 2005

Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:

Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

by heyallyoumotherfuckerstookthegoodnames December 28, 2005

your mom

something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.

guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*

by silent17 February 22, 2004

mom look

The look your mom gives you when you did something so stupid that all she can ask is "why?"

Son : After i stapled my finger to see if it hurt i got the mom look.

by mama_catt August 23, 2014