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Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
by Twunce March 15, 2010
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meaning

this dosen't have any
EVERYTHING HAS NO MEANING
by patcat November 5, 2019
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Sunday Morning Pussy

The nasty, unpleasant, musty smell of a girl and her pussy on early Sunday morning after it has been thoroughly fucked on the preceeding Saturday night. Usually eliminated with a good hot shower. This may also apply to other nights and mornings of the weekdepending on lifestyle choices.
Female friend: EWWW! God, Beth, you smell like Sunday Morning Pussy.

Beth: Yeah, I brought Jim home from the club last night, he fucked me real good.

Female friend: Well make sure you take a good hot shower before you go to work!
by WIse Girl 9 December 5, 2009
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mooning

mooning is when guys drive around in a car with their boy-buns showing out the window.
A bunch of us cadets are going to drive around campus mooning and showing our boners for Halloween!
by eda-skip October 20, 2021
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morning stench

a lingering odor of people that have not bathed yet and have that pre-shower bacterial crust following them around as they get close to clean people eating.
Darrel needs a shower, he smells like my old gym bag and has a raunchy morning stench.
by busterboner September 5, 2009
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the meaning of cum

the meaning of cum is to create life and cause the fertilization of the female egg in mammals.
borby 1: whats the meaning of life
dude 2: the meaning of cum, you mean?
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dead by morning

Person 1: Man, that party was cool
Person 2: Yeah, but it was dead by morning.
Person 1: fo sho
by ALEXmofoyeah June 21, 2006
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