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Minecraft Nether 

A hot ass place where you can meet suagr daddy blazes πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯΅
The Nether is a perfect place to put down your bed to sleep! πŸ’€ πŸ›
"Hey! Want to go get zombie boyfriends?"
"Sure!"

"They are going to be part pig though! Let's go inside the Minecraft Nether portal to find them <3 "
Minecraft Nether by Ann_be_salty February 7, 2021
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Minecraft free no scam 

A VIRUS
BASICALLY A VIRUS FOUND ON SOFTONIC
IDK MORE ABOUT IT
its used for people who like to scam
"minecraft free no scam"
Minecraft free no scam by Toxman1429 February 11, 2022

Minecraft kid

A kid who plays Minecraft and never shuts the fuck up of hating on fortnite they always make Excuses and say that to a few other games to they are 4-9 years old
Minecraft kid by Faisalshub February 11, 2022

minecraft bedwars fireball spammer

someone who gets no bitches at all they get more guy then bitches
im a minecraft bedwars fireball spammer. other guy what?
well it means i suck at minecrft and im gay

Minecraft Kid

Minecraft Kid by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

minecraft god mode 

when you beat th fuck out of someone in minecraft and they get 100% REKT
"BRO I JUST WENT MINECRAFT GOD MODE!!!!!!!!!"
"Dude you suck at minecraft...."
"I'M ABOUT TO REKT YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Minecraft Syndrome 

Minecraft Syndrome is one of the worst diseases known to mankind. It is gained when an individual (usually 3-9 years old) first hears of a game known as β€˜minecraft’ symptoms include: increasing need for fanfic, screaming for hours without end. Telling parents to get the fuck out of their rooms and also watching WillNE for a large amount of time. In rare occasions, it can sometimes lead to Ligma.
See that kid? Apparently he has Minecraft Syndrome.
Wow. We should stay away.