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Magic Carpet Ride

Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1

Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.

Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?

Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022
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magic mike-ing

An adjective used to describe; your current mindset, an action, or just the way you are acting. Relates to star character Magic Mike in the movie Magic Mike. Often involves hip thrusting, crawling across the floor seductively and blasting the song ‘Pony’
How are you dealing with the recent breakup?”
Honestly great, I’ve been magic mike-ing my way through it”
by sparklygoldfish July 7, 2022
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Magic booty

Magic booty means when a person who shits but got no need to wipe because there’s no poop marks on the anus
Damn you you got a magic boots

I got a magic booty
by Sssjsjjssjuwjajs August 21, 2022
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Magic leak

(aka. magic bleed).

When your supernatural powers bleed out of your body-causing them to become weaker or eventually be lost.
'The more ichor (liquid gold blood of the gods) that bled from the demigod's body, the more faint, as well as powerless he felt; He was having a magic leak and so his winged guardian spirits tried to feed him ambrosia (the healing elixir of the gods), in an attempt to revive him.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 30, 2022
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magic bullet

A magic bullet is a blender that has never been used to process food, and rather used in the processing of drugs
"bro dont tell me you've ever used your magic bullet as a blender before, i know its bullshit"
by QFRSSaddle September 15, 2022
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Magic-sensitive

A person who is sensitive to magic and is able to feel it in their surroundings and "use" it by for example talking to animals.
Person 1: "I heard Bartholomew can talk to butterflies somehow."
Person 2: "Wow, thats weird. I bet he is magic-sensitive."
by PepeBlade September 17, 2022
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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023
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