Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

Dirty Margittai

The act of placing a warm bacon & pulled pork sandwich from The Station UCF in Orlando across the lower back of your sex partner, doing her from behind and then giving her a donkey punch as you finish.

Saturday night, I hooked up with that freak Lizzie. We were both hungry so she had me give her a Dirty Margittai up against the kitchen counter and then we split the sandwich. It was epic, bro!

by deezle April 20, 2013

clunge maggot

A fat man with an unfeasibly small dick who spends his time looking for tiny whores to fuck silly.

Andrew is a clunge maggot, he is back with that whore Jessica.

by TheWordDefiner69 November 5, 2013

cunt maggots

Two dudes, who's bad attitudes ruin everybody's trip at the Japatul Masculine part.

Thanks, you cunt maggots.

Ryan and Jason are cunt maggots.

by whhhhhiskey August 10, 2016

roman maggio

A sweet but senstive person that's athletic and he's attractive

When you lock eyes with him

Wow he's so sweet!!that Roman maggio.

by Someonegjfghffhrfd March 26, 2017

Sea Maggot

The name given to those filthy pink crustaceans that swim about in a pool of Marie Rose surrounded by Iceberg lettuce, then some pervert has the audacity to refer to this abomination as a cocktail!

Apologies the kitchen has ran out of Garlic mushrooms may I suggest the Sea Maggot cocktail?

by DeCaldo June 5, 2018

Snatch maggot

A woman who tries to take another woman's man . A home wrecking whore. She is so gross , its assumed her twat has maggots!

That snatch maggot will FUCK your man if she can!

by Trailer barbie April 21, 2019