chemical masterbation

To use/abuse or pleasure oneself with drugs. Usually referring to narcotics or rather hard drugs such as opiates (heroin, morphine oxycodone, methadone, demorol, ect..) or the stronger stimulants such as cocaine, methamphetime or other amphetamine like compounds. And also usually doing so in high excess/abuse.

person a:Man, that cat used to be cool but went over the edge with chemical masterbation
person b: what do you mean?
person a: he went off the deep end shootin coke.
person b: oh yeah your right, he jacked some money from me the other day.

by LeibstandarteAdH (Matt B.) April 1, 2007

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

master the chief

Slang for masturbation.

I'll master your chief!

by MC February 17, 2005

master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

by D C August 18, 2006

Google Master

One who can find anything on Google

I am the google master, if it is out there I can find it on google.

by TexasLover87 January 18, 2009

jiz master

A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.

The jiz master lived in Utah.

by Bang Bang Nick Lange May 23, 2006

gizz master

a girl who loves swallowing cum

Mary is such a gizz master

by beat a dick December 15, 2002