Diet Milf

A woman who is a stepmom to a child.

Dude did you see the lady at the counter?

Yeah bro I heard she's a diet milf.

by Crimson fukr May 28, 2021

milf gravy

The runny, lumpy poop that covers a baby to the point a milf gets it in her hair when she’s cleaning it.

Did you see that blonde milf in the baby aisle at Walmart?

Bro, that was a brunette, she was just topped with milf gravy

by Gr8CountryBlump February 9, 2023

milf

man i love frogs

milf-man i love frogs

by i like balls September 20, 2022

Milf

Your Mother.

“Your Mother is a very hot milf!”

by Mother Milker. August 24, 2021

milf dilf deal

When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)

He's a lucky chap, he's got the milf dilf deal

by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

Milf

It my vocabulary it means “ Mom In Lesbian Form” soo yeH I hope people see this bro

“ yoo jacobs mom is a milf bro”

by A.lms October 18, 2021

milf

hot woman (who has childs)

your mom is so hot omg she's a milf

by jesus nuts August 24, 2021