Super Mario

Amazing video game series. Why? Colourful wacky universe, great characters, great villains, awesome gameplay and good music.

Super Mario is great.

by Mysterion1374 April 7, 2022

mario lake

A scary man who is bipolar and pervert as a teacher but if he likes you he will let you take his food ! Maybe because you're too anoying or just because he's dumb af

mario lake: Wow don't test me today I didn't eat my dessert!
y/n: Can I have a bit ?
mario lake: *gives it all*
y/n: don't believe what you just see

by roarghh April 13, 2022

Mario karted

When your winning the whole way through them on the final stretch you get bombarded and lose

Person 1"I was winning the whole way through then i got Mario karted"

Person 2"l"

by BDGrat April 16, 2022

Mario

An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.

“Who do you main in Smash Bros?”
“Mario.”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

The Mario

When you date someone for a month or less and break up with them

The Mario

by xobronnyy January 28, 2022

Mario

I man who loves men and sucks their dick like prayer

“ oh yeah, he’s a Mario”

by 0388302 January 30, 2022

mario singing amogus drip

A viral video on the internet with 323k views, shocasing an edit of marios voice singing amogus.

Hello it's a me Maaaaa rio. It's a me aahuaayeee, Aaaahahaaahahahaaa!!!
Okie Dokie let's-a-go, Maaario. Soo long gay bowserrrr eee, Aaaahaahahahahaaa.
Me: Bro check out "Mario singing Amogus drip 10 hour loop."

Rahmõnd: Why don't you stop listening to amogus drip and start getting some fucking bitches to drink some pussy drip.

Me: Motherfucking... The chances of me killing you are low.. but never zero

Rahmond The Racist: Yeah?

Me: Unlike your adoption certificate.

Rahmõnd: Oh noooooooooo
Rahmond

Raymond: Thank you I'm not a beaner anymore.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 1, 2022