Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

fish licker

A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.

So Simone, are you a fish licker too?

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

moo lick

the act of licking the sides, front, or bottom of someone else's face with your tongue in a lewd and greedy way...while making lewd sounds, followed by a quick kiss beside the area.

Maddie: "I'm gonna give you a MOO LICK!!!"
Christine: "Oh no--you're not!"
Maddie: "It's coming...," making humming sounds, as she licks Christine's forehead, leaving a trail of saliva.

by Christine "Da Bomb" Diddy March 21, 2007

What the lick reed

A new some sort of way of saying "Hi". Or as some people know "Whats up?"

"Steven, What the lick reed?!"

Denisse: "Excuse me?"

Steven & Denisse: " I don't get it!" . . . .Chicken. Booger Love♥

by Mangu20 May 5, 2011

lick a butthole

Lick a butthole. To take ones mouth and lick the rectum of the anus using the tongue and lips. Like french kissing a mouth but the butthole does not kiss back. Licking a dirty rectum is also called a dirty sanchez because one can get a chocolate mustache. The butthole is also known as the poop shoot, hershey highway, bung hole, brown eye, third eye, stinkin pinky, shit hole, fart flute, hampster hall, stink eye ( not to be confused with the old gypsy curse ),John Browne, down on the brown, prune slit, pucker hole, shit slit, dark mark ( gay term ), stink mouth, ol shit bin, stink hollows, crap shoot, old plum, figgy hole, third input and the ever favorite rectum Sanctorum.

I lick a butthole, in fact I just licked Janes stinky pinky. I had my tongue so far down her poop shoot: I could taste her lunch.

by Buttholelover January 10, 2008

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

lickable clink

A clink on a webpage that you can lick.
ie a spoonerism of clickable link

For more info there's a lickable clink in the description

by sloth242 January 11, 2010