Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005

jonbenet

verb. To exploit or pervert innocence, bringing about its destruction.

Don't jonbenet a perfectly good hamster by putting it up your ass.

by beverlyfreakinwhite May 2, 2009

Jogey

A person with adept skills

When a young half asian boy becomes mixed with a long submarine type sausage or hoagey. He becomes one with nature, the Jogey.

Synonym for a half japanese boy named Joe.

1.Billy: He is so in tune with nature, hes like Jogey.

2.John"Ahh he was mixed with the hoagey!!
Jogey: I am the one


3: Joe: Hey Kevin
Aldrey: Jooogggeeyyy!

by Jogey, joe Rogan November 18, 2004

The Jones Theory

When a teacher gets laid the night before and comes in to the lesson doing unexpected acts of niceness or easy work/group role plays. However, if they have not been laid, they will come into the lesson and be very grouchy, often leading to students being sent out for minor things.

Person 1: Why are we doing role plays in a Business lesson?

Person 2: Maybe she got boned. Remember the Jones Theory?

Person 1: Ah yeah. That explains it!

by The nefarious ween March 15, 2011

Pink Eye Jones

After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.

"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."

by Skip Williams December 25, 2007

Jones high school

Jones high is a school located west Orlando where it’s full of black hoes who are fucked out and the dumbest black kids go there it’s lit af & most of west Orlando goes there and after school they go to Mc donalds to get fucked

Jones high school is the best school in west Orlando

#Crosstownwethehottestinthecity

by Kynadalksmith January 20, 2020

Penis Jones

a constant hinderance; always there and ready

MJ is such a penis jones, not anything like a beezley}

by Becky November 30, 2004