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myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
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jess

an extremely hot individual with extremely large tits and sharp vagina hairs.
wow she’s such a jess
by i’m ur dadddd September 4, 2020
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Jess

Jess Is Such A Nice Person , She Always Asks How You Are Doing!
Jess : Are You Alright Angelo ?
Me : Good Jess Thanks
by Hahjaajaiai June 25, 2023
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jess

“you remind me of jess🤩”
by sasha da great January 27, 2025
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Jessing

Dude I love fucking jessing him so much
by randaldascandal June 29, 2024
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Jesse

Jesse is the sweetest guy with the biggest- yeah I'm not doing one of those definitions. Instead, I will do two on a couple of popular fictional characters from completely separate franchises.
1: Jesse Bruce Pinkman is a character from Breaking Bad, and he served as protagonist alongside Walter Hartwell White. He is portrayed by Aaron Paul. He worked as a large time meth cook and got enslaved for 6 months. He escaped and went into hiding in Alaska.
2: CT-5597, nicknamed "Jesse" was an ARC Lieutenant serving in the Grand Army of the Republic. He was cloned from the DNA of Mandalorian bounty hunter Jango Fett, and was born on Kamino, like every other clone. He was part of the 501st Battalion led by Jedi General Anakin Skywalker and Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex". His last battle was the Seige of Mandalore, led by former Jedi Commander and advisor Ahsoka Tano and former Death Watch warrior Bo Katan Kryze. He died on a Republic Venator over an unknown moon whilst trying to execute Commander Tano and Commander Rex under the effects of an inhibitor chip present in every clone brain. Many Star Wars fans know this as "Order 66".
1: The shit that Jesse cooks is the shit yo!
2: Clone ARC Lieutenant Jesse, an Advanced Recon Commando, unfortunately died trying to kill Ahsoka and Rex. Like most clones, he sadly lived up to 19BBY and experienced Order 66, a tragic event that almost wiped out the Jedi.
by CC-8826 August 25, 2023
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Jess Bezos

by Allzza August 20, 2021
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