Jesse l is the nicest guy you’ll meet he’s sweet you probably have a crush on him and u won’t even know it if u ever meet him go tell him u love him he may like other girls but do it you never know. Jesse is really smart and u always look up on him he also is rlly good at playing instruments he’s super cute and friendly and easy to talk to. Jesse l is says the cutest things so cute u want to scream and do a little dance. But Jesse l might like someone else and every time he mentions them u fee like ur hearts breaking but u act like your proud for him and the next act like u feel happy. If u never texted him do it bc he might end up being one of the most funnest people to talk to and if he likes someone tell him u like him and don’t just be in the shadow and regretting it he may even like ur best friend and u feel good for her but in the same time even how hard u fight it u might feel sarrow.
by Onceopon akinght May 31, 2018

verb
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024

Female who rides a scooter and constantly gets in the way of other people. Some people get that angry they hit her.
Ed: I got snaked at the skatepark today
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
Iris: By Jess (scoot)?
Ed: Yes. How did you know?
Iris: She does it to everyone. Did you hit her?
Ed: Yep
by bobmcbobchimp November 21, 2010

A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023

by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022

Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.
by Bingus McScrotum July 20, 2024
