Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".

Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.

Jizz Burger by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011

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Jizz Swiller

A person who, by nature of their craving for cock juice, will seek out poles to suck. They may even interrupt a nut in progress to capture the jizz for themselves.

I thought Noland was going to work out, by he turned out to be a fucking jizz swiller.

Jizz Swiller by smoothie March 14, 2003

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jizz summer

sex with diffrent men all through the summer

shagging different men all through the summer (hence you cud say to ur mates 'i've had a rite jizz summer) e.g. shaggin one guy durin june, then another one in july (obviously you can shag more than one each month depends how good you are haha)

jizz summer by lia loftus September 6, 2006

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Jizz Bunker

The term jizz bunker has many interpretations. Commonly thought to have started in the Napoleonic era as a term for a bunker used to store one's jizz, usually retained with a prostitute held on retainer.

Porn filmmakers have recent years have fashioned jizz bunkers to shield themselves from strafe loads whilst filming gang bang scenes.

Newer interpretations have sprung up since the early 90s as a slang term for a ladies vagina.

Rumour has it Nazi Germany has hitlers spunk on ice in such a bunker next to all the Nazi gold.

Hey dude, I held in so much nut last week that when I banged my girlfriend she was pretty much a jizz bunker afterwards.

Jizz Bunker by longjohnsonsilver July 30, 2018