Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.

Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.

by pappi7394$848 June 11, 2023

Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat

Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward

by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021

Jessica

Jessica Is A Nice, Kind-hearted Girl Who Love's Alot Of Things But Watch Out, You Don't Wanna Get On Her Bad Side. She's Not Afraid To Ruin Your Life Is You Try To Ruin Her's, Jessica Also Has A Love For Children And Is A HUGE Bisexual.

Did You Hear About The New Girl?

No...? What's Her Name?

Jessica, I Also Heard That She's A *HUGE* Bisexual.

by Kokomi Ouma December 20, 2021

Jessica

a beautiful woman who takes care of herself.she is very good with kids.she is clumsy.but pretty

Jessica:hello
*strangers kid crying*
Jessica:let me help you
*carries and rocks gentely*
*kid falls asleep*
Stranger:thank you
Jessica:your welcome

by !14ktrippyzzz January 12, 2021

Jessica Jean

Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours

Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.

by Lsdpie December 9, 2021

Jessica

A skonka from the block.

Whenever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va Jessica “

by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021

Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

A term popularized by tiktok podcasts, the term refers to a character or medium created in such a way that it is intended to be perceived as attractive, so much so that it loses all attractiveness entirely.

Something that is almost a caricature of sexuality/lust

p1: Isnt the new catwoman hot?
p2: I don’t know, she was suffering from some serious Jessica Rabbit Syndrome

by texturespending February 18, 2024