up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

Fizz and jizz

When you pour a tablespoon of McDonalds sprite on a girls clit and watch that mf fizz up like sum queefing pop rocks

Bitches always think they freaky till they meet a mf like me who gone tie them down and give them the fizz and jizz.

by Falmk March 7, 2020

jizz chizz

Someone who gets all the ladies and balls up like chef curry.

That girl is a real Jizz chizz

by JizzChizz January 1, 2017

Jizz Horn

You blow the horn and people come.

I wish she hadn't blown her Jizz Horn, now I've ruined a good pair of pants!

by Gardenhead007 December 26, 2010

jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.

1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!

by The Commandante March 8, 2010

Cerebral Jizz

The pompous spew of an overeducated, self-righteous brainiac.

Dude, that quantum existential fartknocker is jacking some serious cerebral jizz.

by Jahmingus June 10, 2010