Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead
Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake
by farmtruck532 November 24, 2022
Another name for South Dallas, called so because of the "Monkeys" that inhabit the area. It could also be called a jungle because it is essentially survival of the fittest down there.
by What a pseudonym?? November 17, 2019
by Hjc September 21, 2013
Bro I got so high last night I apparently ordered an entire shipment of tampons from The Jungle Site
by HookTheGamer May 03, 2022
A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.
by AWildShrimp March 23, 2017
by Fonem247 February 12, 2023
Guy:Hey, you seen that Jezabelle chick at the gym?
Guy2:The one always hanging around that white boy?
Guy:Yeah, the Jungle Bunny.
Guy2:The one always hanging around that white boy?
Guy:Yeah, the Jungle Bunny.
by CertifiedBleacher February 22, 2025