Paint it black

In the song paint it black by Andy Black he basically sings about starting over after a fight or anything that happens that you may need to start over the next day

Yea we fought yesterday but we paint it black so it’s all good now

by Wolfnadoe July 20, 2023

splash painting

Pinterest art created with bodily fluids and sold as professional painting. Fecal, semen, spit, and vaginally secreted fluids on canvas, walls and entire houses.

That splash painting sold for 10k and was total shit, I think it is called vaginitis surf prep.

by Jambox2020 December 22, 2020

Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.

Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.

by JustJess1987 March 09, 2022

painting a picture

When You Make A Bowel Movement.

I was just painting a picture. It looked just like you.

by DJ Abraham Lincoln March 27, 2009

Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.

Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."

by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023