Fallen Taint

When Rud asks for a picture of your chocolate starfish, in return for a $1000 weekly payment plan!
Hey man, gimme that Fallen Taint!
by MS.M-R February 04, 2021
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taint muffin

a blueberry muffin that now has taint particles on it that weren't there before breakfast.
Gosh darnit, you are being such a taint muffin right now. taint muffin
by taint muffin November 16, 2016
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Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.
I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.
by Bob~Da~Builder January 12, 2014
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Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
by Rainbow socks 1101 August 29, 2015
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retro-taint

The various times that having normal body colors become normal and stylish again.
I really enjoyed the date last night. He did not have his eyebrows waxed or his toes french manicured. Very retro-taint.
by Blubby1999 May 14, 2010
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Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
by Idisownbikesnobs May 11, 2015
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Straight Taint

When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
by Sweats11537 August 23, 2023
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