Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

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Hold a Dick

A situation in which a woman or girl continues seeing her male partner strictly for sex.

Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.

by James Cardinal October 17, 2020

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texas hold up

When someone in Texas comes to a dead stop in the middle of the freeway for no reason.

Ah dang it Bertha, slow down!! There’s a Texas Hold Up

by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019

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A gen z companion term to popular self-help concepts such as “emotional bandwidth” and “drawing boundaries,” popularized by a press interview with Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande for the movie “Wicked Part 1.”

Interviewer: “people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that”

Erivo: “That’s really powerful”

by wolfsmilin November 28, 2024

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National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

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