Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 9, 2020
Get the Holding the sausage hostagemug. by cuevasdemurcialagos August 30, 2019
Get the texas hold upmug. A gen z companion term to popular self-help concepts such as “emotional bandwidth” and “drawing boundaries,” popularized by a press interview with Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande for the movie “Wicked Part 1.”
Interviewer: “people are taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that”
Erivo: “That’s really powerful”
Erivo: “That’s really powerful”
by wolfsmilin November 28, 2024
Get the holding spacemug. Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.
by James Cardinal October 17, 2020
Get the Hold a Dickmug. i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold
by yessysir March 21, 2024
Get the how much cum can a condom holdmug. 
Let me drive this car and you just ride in the passenger seat . Is an example of the saying let me fuck this duck and you hold the head
by Jmoney Williams November 24, 2024
Get the let me fuck this duck and you hold the headmug.