Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.

I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020

hold onto your panties

An expression from an Indiana man that is likely not a good fighter pilot.

The sac wanted Jason to come to the firepit but he was watching Top Gun and yelled out, “hold onto your panties!”

by Bobdonis November 13, 2020

Hold oūt

someone has something you want but they just continue to "hold oūt" on you

The neibourhood drug dealer has got but he's not giving you any the hold oūt

by 1Nessie84 November 26, 2020

holds your asparagus

as in hold your horses , wait a minute O.O

SALLY WE NEEDA DIP AS IN RIGHT NOW I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND

"O.O HOLDS YOUR ASPARAGUS FOR ONE MOMENT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 26, 2020

Crowbar hold

Using your hand like the GI Joe Kung Fu grip, you grab the inside of a person's leg, near their genitals.

Usually squeezing as hard as possible for for at least 10 seconds.

The goal being pain and making sure the inside of their thigh bruises badly.

My leg is killing me, I was at the ballet last night and a stripper gave me a crowbar hold when I told her I didn't want a 6th dance.

by exsparky January 8, 2021

Hold my fingers

Similar to “I’ll hold my tongue.” But if you are texting you hold your fingers back from saying something you probably shouldn’t.

Person: “I think it’s funny to say I’m dumping my balls.”

Me: “I will hold my fingers so I don’t text something inappropriate.”

by Itsyouwhome January 24, 2021