Mr. Hat

The most fucking pwnage you could ever fit into one name. Usually spotted haxxing websites or raping toddlers.

Why cant I log into my account?

"Mr. Hat" was here again.

by HATTZORZHATM8 October 5, 2008

Hat Tweet

Similar to the Hat Tip in blogging, where one links to the source of a story by Hat Tipping.
Here, the source is found on Twitter, hence "Hat Tweet", which can be done 2 ways: the words "Hat Tweet" link to the actual Targeted Tweet, while the Target Name is linked to the target's website.
The 2nd way is to simply link the entire "Hat Tweet to So'n'So" to the targeted Source Tweet on their Twitter Page.

Hat Tweet to Levees.org~"The best way to support Ivor van Heerden is to send a written letter of support to Michael Martin, Chancellor LSU, B.R., LA 70803"

by Eidilla~New Orleans Ladder April 15, 2010

Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

imagination hat

the imaginary hat your second grade teacher told you to put on, but never told you to take off!

using his imagination hat helped john deal with this life!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009

Riot Hat

A Riot Hat, quite simply, is an outrageous piece of headwear usually worn at an outdoor music festival. Most commonly worn by 20 something males out their face on drink and drugs.

Niall: The Prodigy are on the main stage right now!.

Chris: Get the riot hats on and lets go fucking mental!!.

by theburner September 8, 2010

hat fat

when taking your hat off makes you look fatter and older.

Did you see Bob with his hat off?

- Yeah he looks 10 years older and 20lb heavier.

He's hat fat!

by taylorhawkins August 11, 2010