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Hotness Detector

A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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Hot to Not Ratio

"Hot to Not Ratio" is the ration of hot girls to not hot girls.
If you're in a club/bar and there are one or two smoking hot girls, but the rest are dogs, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite low.

But if you're in a club/bar and there are many hot girls around and only a few mingers, then the "Hot to Not Ratio" is quite high.

What you want is a high "Hot to Not Ratio"
by resolS December 15, 2009
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Ice Hot

a pun on two words used to describe an object as desirable / interesting: cool & hot
person 1: person 3, your pants are so cool
person 2: they're hott
person 2: they're ICE HOT!
by pulcher_sum September 23, 2005
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galba hot

(Gãl-búh Hot) adj. "female that is so hot a homosexual would fuck her"
" Woah Jessica Alba is Galba Hot! "
by 100% Pure Grade A Ross September 30, 2007
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hot shiz

something that is overly cool, a better way to say hot stuff, can be used for calling to a lover or just something that is cooler than some hot stuff
That new ipod is some hot shiz.

That guys is some hot shiz.
by hotterthenUevagunnab March 21, 2009
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analog-hot

A person on TV that appears to be hot on regular analog TV, but whose blemishes show up extremely bad on Digital TV.
I thought our local weather lady was hot until the DTV conversion...unfortunately she is only analog-hot.
by blinky42 March 29, 2009
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Hick Hot

When someone is wearing cowboy boots, drives a pick up truck...is at a dive bar in the sticks...but still is super hot even with stache and mullet in toe!
by starpower February 12, 2009
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