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Gut Ripper

A horrific fart. This are typically the worst of both worlds, somehow being very, very loud and also incredibly odourous. Gut rippers are a violation of the Geneva Convention, and must come with ample warning so all personnel may evacuate the area. Gut rippers can also be quite painful, either in the stomach area or rear end. After a gut ripper, immediate medical attention is required to anyone in the radius of the ripper, and also the person who gave the ripper initially. However, the administrator of the ripper may have to be locked away in prison for fear they unleash another one. Gut rippers are usually triggered after a really juicy meat based meal. Also, if one makes no effort to contain the ripper, shitting oneself is a guaranteed event, and the shit may even penetrate the victims underwear and outer pant layers, almost like a railgun bullet.
We were cruising on the bridge when James warned us he had a ripper coming. Due to a traffic jam on the bridge, our only option was to throw him over the edge. With a heavy heart, we all did so. He exploded just after he hit the water. Unfortunately, a bunch of fish floated to the surface immediately, along with a scuba diver. A gut ripper at it's finest.
by sigmasuprise125 May 1, 2024
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Touching guts

Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term
by Michael ballack January 7, 2024
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Singaporean Gut Fucking

when you have anal intercourse with a man and his asshole prolapses and his guts begin to fall out of his body but you keep going and do not stop the intercourse
Mark "hey man how was that gay bar last night"
Jeff "it was great until I got a Singaporean gut fucking from this black guy named Octavion"
by Singaporean man January 1, 2024
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guts and blackpowder

A Roblox game about surviving a zombie apocalypse during Napoleonic wars.
Speaker 1: “Have you played Guts and Blackpowder?”

Speaker 2: “No.”
by manoftheman May 15, 2024
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Junk gut

When you eat a lot of junk food and get the heavy, crappy, overstuffed, this took 5 years off my life feeling
Ughhhh I just 2 burgers, fries, a shake and desert from Burger King... I got junk gut
by Booger13 January 16, 2013
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Foam gut

When you drink a beer too fast and it results in regurgitation, not from being drunk but from the build up of beer foam inside your stomache.
Bouncer: You're not getting in, I just saw you vomit down the street.
patron: nah man, that was just foam gut.
by Brian Sure September 8, 2017
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Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .
by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020
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