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Gutting Gift

The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!
by TeenyWeez November 21, 2022
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bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit
Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts
by Hank28 November 28, 2023
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gut pocket

high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut
happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets

ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash
by anonymous May 7, 2019
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shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
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Gut snorkel

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel
by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025
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the guts

when someone has such a bad stomach ache their guts are rumbling non-stop.
i got the guts. i am fighting for my life in this bathroom.
by cinnamn February 17, 2022
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Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.
Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"
by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021
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