Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

FUZZY-GUT

A virgin vagina over the age of 21 with no history of ever trimming her pubic hair.

Some women get to be 50 years old and still have a FUZZY-GUT

by FUPAOF FUBAR April 21, 2023

Gothmog gut

When your gut looks like Gothmogs face

I thought I looked good slim, but you can see my Gothmog gut

by Wormdress April 24, 2023

Black as a ducks guts

Black as a ducks guts is a term used in australian slang to tell someone that the weather looks horrible

"Mate look, its as black as a Ducks guts. We should hit the frog and toad

by Dunny licker May 8, 2023

Guts & Blackpowder

A Roblox zombies game set in the time period of the Napoleonic Wars, complete with weaponry from the time period (long ass reload times)

Person 1: I'm bored wanna hop on Guts & Blackpowder
Person 2: Nah I like clicking simulator but I think I'm getting carpel tunnel syndrome
Person 1: :skull:

by Chickenbird6 November 20, 2023

Gut Ripper

an absolutely geneva convention violating stinky fart that can not be stopped, suppressed or muted in any way. You could turn on a jet engine and not drown out a gut ripper. These often hurt coming out and cause stomach gurgling. If you hear your stomach gurgling violently and a strong feeling down there, get away from large crowds before you explode. Sometimes, gut rippers are legally considered chemical weapons. Also, some cause 100% chance of sharting. Be careful around these.

Person 1: Man, i'm aboutta drop a gut ripper
Person 2: Everybody run!

by sigmasuprise125 November 23, 2023

bring your own guts

Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit

Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts

by Hank28 November 28, 2023