Google Reflex

The tendency to, when opening a web browser, automatically open Google.com out of habit

Girl:"Dude, check out my new website!"
Guy: "I'd love to"
Girl: "Uh, why'd you just open Google?"

Guy: "Sorry, Google Reflex"

by Montana Ranch Geek August 10, 2009

Google Pause

The (often awkward) break in an online conversation that occurs after someone references and/or asks something which you have no idea about. The break lasts as long as it takes you to google search the aforementioned 'something' and (usually) click on the wikipedia article for it and skim-read the first paragraph or so. After the break, you proceed to pretend there was no break in the conversation, and you attempt to pass your newfound knowledge off as something you've known for ages.

Person A: Hey man, don't you love the song shutterbug?
Person B: (Bullshitting) Yeah man totally!
Person A: Who's it by again?
-Google Pause-
Person B: Uhhhhh Big Boi obviously! How could you not know that.....

by OarNahom March 18, 2011

Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.

"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor

by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013

google hangouts

random "chat room" where little kids think it is the OG.

"GUYS GUYS GET ON GOOGLE HANGOUTS I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!" -Timmy (Age 9)

by Dank.. May 18, 2016

Google+

Google's fourth attempt at a social media website. It was officially supposed to be an extension of Google Business (the "+" meaning extended) and colleagues of a business would use Google+ as a social media to keep contact with each other. Then, when teenagers realized that adults didn't know about Google+, they began to post on Google+ to hide things from their parents.

When you finish being an angel on Facebook and start trolling on Google+

by sonic12576 February 14, 2018

google symptom

Got a headache? Google says you gonna die soon. thats what a google symptom is.

Guy 1: Bro i sneeze.
Guy 2: *calls googles
google: yeah you dead fam

google symptom

by llamakinng December 6, 2018

Google Whack

Jerking off over porn on your computer but having Google open in another window incase you get caught.

I just Google Whacked, but my mom caught me.

by Psymon- March 28, 2007