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Goofberg

When a persons body-type is so ridiculous and just outrageous that it is beyond belief. Also to fuck up very badly at something.
Ya, I thought he pulled a Goofberg today too.
by Haha Coach Jackson October 23, 2009
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goofey

A white lazyass doggy hes a poodle( i think) and his owners are on vaca ...very chunby and with a sexyass look
GOOFEY IS SEXY
GOOFEYYY IS WHITE
by Soamfnc December 20, 2016
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GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF)

when a person usually a millennial acts a certain type of way.
thinking they are really cool but usually have a gafs.
Unexplained syndrome doctors are still working on a cure

"GOOFY AS FUCK SYNDROME(GASF)"
by Mondu May 24, 2018
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Goofy goobered

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and using it to slap cam another person.
Man, I had that bitch on all fours! right before I was about finish I nutted in my hand. When she turned her head I slapped her across the face with my cum. She got Goofy goobered.
by xxxquintacion September 2, 2018
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goofballing

The process of using heroin and methamphetemine (aka meth, crystal meth, ice, etc) simultaneously.

Goofballing is achieved by mixing heroin and meth together in a single rig (syringe), and then slamming (injecting) the mixture into a vein.

Procedurally, goofballing is nearly identical to speedballing, except a goofball mixes heroin & meth, where a speedball mixes heroin and cocaine or crack cocaine.

At the most basic & simplistic level, I explain goofballing as “Heroin AM.”

After doing a goofball one will feel all the euphoric, “feel good” effects of the heroin, a “downer” but none of the usual feelings of drowsiness and tendency to nod that goes along with it. Instead, one will feel a burst of energy & creativity, as well as the ability to stay awake for many days in a row (like it or not), from the addition of methamphetemine, an “upper.”

It makes one feel on top of the world, but beware: add too much meth and instead of feeling on top of the world, it can feel like you’re floating away from the earth, a gnarly feeling to be sure, but also highly disconcerting, to put it lightly!
Goofballing kept us dancing all night long, but despite wearing stilettos, my feet didn’t hurt a bit!
by SnowWhyte June 15, 2019
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Goofy

Goofy a word create by 4k Blasian.
You acting real goofy right now.
by 4k Blasian December 15, 2019
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Goofy Goop

A slang term for semen, cum, nut, often used by small sects of individuals online who tend to rename things for added vigor.
“She hit me with the speed mixer 5000 and I couldn’t help but blast off the goofy goop”
by Outlier April 1, 2020
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